As we go past the beehive, not sure what it's used for anymore, not honey, maybe roller disco, maybe it's time for someone to roll the dice. -- Carlton Kirby
He’s not just hungry. He’s ravishing
-- Unknown presenter for the 'cool' sports
This man plays with a Rubiks cube and can solve it in seven seconds. There was nano seconds involved there.
-- Carlton Kirby, talking about Mark Cavendish winning a sprint
The kitchen tables been kicked over and we’re not quite sure what dish will be served up by the end of the day.
-- Probably Carlton Kirby
Pedaling along the right hand side of the road up at the front, Tony Martin shoves a protein bar into his mouth.
-- The Guardian Liveblog