The greatest sport commentary

Tokyo 2020 BMX (2021)

He’s not just hungry. He’s ravishing

-- Unknown presenter for the 'cool' sports

The Tour de France (2021)

This man plays with a Rubiks cube and can solve it in seven seconds. There was nano seconds involved there.

-- Carlton Kirby, talking about Mark Cavendish winning a sprint

The kitchen tables been kicked over and we’re not quite sure what dish will be served up by the end of the day.

-- Probably Carlton Kirby

Pedaling along the right hand side of the road up at the front, Tony Martin shoves a protein bar into his mouth.

-- The Guardian Liveblog