John’s website.

I thought Online Ceramics shirts were cool until I saw someone wearing one in real life

Jeff Koons makes Funkopops for rich people

2-step rhythms, digitized kotos, and radio-ready samples cultivated a glittery, utopian atmosphere. A sea of Online Ceramics-clad young professionals smiled.

I’d like to buy a tiny touch ID sensor that I can put near my laptop.

“Oyler clearly wishes to be a person who says brilliant things—the Renata Adler of looking at your phone a lot”

Ouch