I logged into LinkedIn today hoping to congratulate ex-colleagues on their new roles and pursue shadowy offers from normy recruiters. LinkedIn saw its opportunity and pounced. It informed me that I needed to improve my intentionally spare profile. That doing so would mean more and better shadowy offers from more and better normy recruiters.
I hate writing about myself. Or at least I hate it when I have to write in the form of a self description, or a cover letter. LinkedIn knows this, and had written a profile for me. I was obviously overjoyed. I could improve my job prospects without actually writing anything, or expending any of my precious energy.
Here is LinkedIn's suggestion in full:
For those who are blocking images, let's have that again in plain text.
So. That is:
On consideration I decided to go with this profile, as I think it's better than anything I would have written for myself.
I hit submit
I tried again. It didn't work.